Well, I'm starting off November with a terrible cold.
I feel like shit.
I look like shit.
The whole nine.
Sneezing every 5 seconds and coughing every 10 seconds.
Stuffy nose, watery eyes, runny nose... I feel like I have a giant booger in my throat. Ugh! Kill me now!
I love my work Bestie... who a call "Bestie". He's the rudest, most ignorant, disrespectful mother fucker on the planet! Which is why I like him.
Juneaux: "So, how's the new worker?"
Bestie: "I didn't even pay them any attention."
Juneaux: "I mean, is he a hard worker?"
Bestie: "I don't know. Why?"
Juneaux: "Because... I wanna fuck him!"
Bestie: "Hahaha... what's does that have to do with anything?!"
Juneaux: "Because if he's a hard worker, he might be a HARD WORKER." (pelvic thrust)
Bestie: "Hahahaha... you're out of control!"
Him: "Do you want to watch Hardcore Pawn?"
Juneaux: "Yeah."
(Juneaux comes out of the kitchen and looks at the tv)
Juneaux: "What the fuck?! This don't look like no hardcore porn!"
Him: "I said Hardcore PAWN!"
Juneaux: *dissapointed face* o_o "Kill yo self."
I've notice that I no longer have a poker face.
I tend to wear my feelings on my sleeve. If I'm mad, everyone can look at me and tell. If I'm happy, it's so obvious. Same thing when I'm annoyed, frustrated, and excited. If I don't like somebody, I can't put on a fake smile and pretend I do. I just can't! My face expressions can be read like a book. Most times, I can just look at someone and they know exactly what's on my mind because my face says it all.
On top of that, I can know/be around somebody for 5 minutes and decided whether I like them or not. 9 times out of 10, my vibes be correct. I hate feeling like I'm such a judgemental person, but I'm really not. I give everybody a fair chance, but if I have a bad vibe about you... then you got to go! My aunt taught me to always trust my first instinct.
I'm not the best person when it comes to relationship advice. Like I said before, I'm a player, and players don't do relationships for real. At the same time though, I know a player when I see one as if they're walking around with the word "PLAYER" written across their forehead.
I hate when I know when one of my friend's boyfriends are cheating on them. I don't know if it's my place to tell them or not. Normally I just wait for them to ask for my opinion, but I don't like to see them played or hurt. At the same time, no one likes to hear anything like that coming from their friend. I'm not really going to get into details right now because I don't have the time. But here's a little note:
If your man isn't puttin it down in YOUR bedroom, then he's DEFINITELY puttin it down in someone else's bedroom. There's no man on the face of this planet who don't like sex! If that's his excuse, he's fuckin someone else! The truth hurts, and so does being in denial!
