Mr. Right vs Mr. Right For Now

The other day, I wrote a post titled "Ladies Is Pimps

Too."
After doing some calculations, I've come to the conclusion that I need a total of 8 men to be happy. Although, 1 man with all of these would be ideal.

In no particular order:

1. The Listener- Let's face it, most men are terrible listeners. Everything goes into one ear and out the other, especially during a sports game. I love love love a good listener! Someone who doesn't always have to put their two cents in, but just listens to what I have to say and values my opinion.

2. The Money Man- No. I'm not a gold digger; I have my own job and own money. But I work to provide for ME. I refuse to carry someone else's weight. I'm not saying he has to be rich, just stable... own house, car, and bills and stuff paid. I can't associate with know nothin, got nothin, ain't out to get nothin, lazy, broke BUMS. Period.

3. The Talker: Just how there's men who can't listen, we have our men who can't hold a descent conversation. Please don't confuse this with a "blabber mouth". I've dated my share of blabber mouths and they're a huge BORE. The Talker is just someone I can talk to about anything. He has opinions, views, and holds a conversation well. This is the man I spend hours on the phone with at night.

4. Mr. Funny- Not a goofball, like Joey Gladstone from Full House. A man with a great balance of funny and serious. This is that man who knows how and when to put a smile on my face. Laughing is my weakness.

5. The Head Man: There's not a woman today that doesn't like getting her vajayjay ate. Yeah I said it! Good head is the key to my heart!

6. The Common Denominator: There's nothing like a man that shares SOME of your interests. I love a good sports debate, chess game, amusement parks, movies, etc.

7. The Sex Man: I need someone who can keep up with my sex drive. They say the average man think about sex every 15 minutes. Well, I think about sex every 5 to 8.5 SECONDS. (20 seconds on a bad day.) Enough said.

8. Mr. No Bullshit: Sometimes I can be extremely too loud and obnoxious. I can be too sarcastic, bossy, and demanding. Sometimes I really think I am queen or center of the universe. I can cross the line, and show completely off when I don't get my way. I need a man who can handle me. Someone's who's not a doormat and refuses to put up with my shit, but at the same time, realizes that I would not settle for anything in life that is less than the best.

I know there's no such thing as a perfect man, just how there's no such thing as a perfect dream home: there's always going to be atleast one thing you dislike. There would come a day when I realize I can't have all these things in one man... actually, I realize it now, but it's too fun having my cake and eating it too with 8 seperate muchachos :)
Well, 7 muchachos... I'm still looking for Mr. No Bullshit.
Still no shame in my game!

What Do You Want? A Medal?

Why do people insist on bragging about how much they smoke and/or drink?
Congradu-FUCKING-lations! (my sarcasm voice). I'm normally a firm believer of live and let live, but bragging about being drunk and high all day ain't cute whatsoever! How about taking that energy and getting a job or doing something positive?
I'm just saying.

Checkmate ++

One of my favorite things to do to relax and exercise my brain is to play chess.
My life at the moment is exactly like the game of chess. I have these different levels of assets represented by the chess pieces. The most powerful one being "character", The Queen. The King represents my long term life goals and success, who without, the "game" would serve no purpose.

Before I start pushing pawns, I plan, thinking a few steps ahead. I also prepare for a Plan B for "what if..." situations. Sometimes the opponent, in this case, life obsticals, challenges, enemies, health issues, bad habits, etc. make an unexpected move, forcing you to change your plan. Have an escape route, learn to adapt, react, and keep fighting.

There always comes a time in both chess and the real world when you have to make sacrifices. For me, this is one of the most challenging parts. "Would giving up this, be worth gaining that?" The wrong sacrifice can knock you back a few steps and/or even cost you the game. Think smart, and avoid taking the bait and temptation.

Let's review:
- Be in control. It's YOUR life.
- If you're not in control, or fall apart, GAIN control.
- Think ahead.
- Take responsibility for your actions. We all make mistakes. Own up to them and keep going!
- Look at the 'board' from different perspectives. Watch the whole board, the bigger picture.
- Avoid temptation
- Never, ever, ever, give up. There will be times when you're down. Pick yourself back up, and fight til the end.

Playing chess, I've learned that there are many types of players. The two that stand out most to me are the players that play to avoid being checkmated, and those who play to win. I don't know about you, but I play to win.

There is one difference though.
In the game of chess, if you lose, you can line your pieces up and start all over again. In life, well, you only get one shot. You only get one life. Make it a good one.
Queen to G7, checkmate ++

A Bunch Of Random Crap

- I'm in a great mood right now.

- Well, first of all, Home Alone 2 is on! This movie always get me in the Christmas spirit, no matter what time of the year it is.

- I had a blast at work today in building #2. My coworkers had me crackin up all day. I'm so mad I'm going back to building #1 tomorrow :( I'm going to miss working with them. Shoutout to Boomie, HotCheetos, Gryffindore, DeliMeat, and GirlVSfood! Love them!

- I'm always told, especially by my coworkers, that I should come with a manual or blueprint. Lol. I think I might actually write a manual "Loud-N-Obnoxious: The Manual" (because I suck at titles.)



SARCASTIC QUOTE OF THE DAY:
LadyLeo: "You want to babysit for about 2 hours?"
Juneaux: "Nope. But thanks for asking."

- It's official, I am now fluent in sarcasm. I just can't help it. Ugh.

- I got my clit hood pierced last Monday. Crazy, I know. But I love it!

- Them pigs on Angry Birds be having me so so soooo mad!

- I just got off the phone with my mom. She told me she's never cooking for me again because I threw away my food because she tried to hide onions in it knowing I hate onions. I don't like onions, so I'm not going to eat them. Disguise them all you want.

- Only thing I hate more than onions, tomatoes, and mushrooms: When people insult my intelligence by trying to trick me into eating them.

- Speaking of mushrooms, P.F. Chang puts mushrooms in their eggrolls. What the fuck is wrong with those people?

- September was in and out like a bank robbery o.O my birthday, November 26th, couldn't get here any faster.

- Steelers game tomorrow. *Fist Pump* LEGOOO!

Current Mood: Annoyed

Ughh.
Sometimes I wish I weren't so loud-n-obnoxious. Why can't I just sit down and shut the fuck up for once? I wish I wasn't so damn sarcastic all the time too. I really just need to learn to shut up. I know I can't change, that's just part of who I am, and if people can't accept that then they can hit the road... but shit, I get on my own nerves sometimes man. I got "saying the wrong thing at the wrong time" down to a science." Smh!

SN: Thanks for the advice F. Baby! <--- I love that ninja.
And my ninja ILLBill too; don't know what I would do without their wisdom.

Quote Of The Day [yesterday] "Get rid of the dead weight; It's pointless."

I gotta cut this short, work tomorrow. Great.

Ladies Is Pimps Too

I stopped believing in relationships a while ago.
I like to have a variety of men to choose from because I'm picky, and 9 times out of 10, I would never find my perfect man because these bums could never meet my standards.
Naw, I'm not a whore, slut, hoe, or whatever you want to call it; I don't bang anything with a dick...
... but if I see something I like, I keep it real.
No shame in my game :)
#HavingMyCakeAndEatingItToo
#Winning