The other day, I wrote a post titled "Ladies Is Pimps
After doing some calculations, I've come to the conclusion that I need a total of 8 men to be happy. Although, 1 man with all of these would be ideal.
In no particular order:
1. The Listener- Let's face it, most men are terrible listeners. Everything goes into one ear and out the other, especially during a sports game. I love love love a good listener! Someone who doesn't always have to put their two cents in, but just listens to what I have to say and values my opinion.
2. The Money Man- No. I'm not a gold digger; I have my own job and own money. But I work to provide for ME. I refuse to carry someone else's weight. I'm not saying he has to be rich, just stable... own house, car, and bills and stuff paid. I can't associate with know nothin, got nothin, ain't out to get nothin, lazy, broke BUMS. Period.
3. The Talker: Just how there's men who can't listen, we have our men who can't hold a descent conversation. Please don't confuse this with a "blabber mouth". I've dated my share of blabber mouths and they're a huge BORE. The Talker is just someone I can talk to about anything. He has opinions, views, and holds a conversation well. This is the man I spend hours on the phone with at night.
4. Mr. Funny- Not a goofball, like Joey Gladstone from Full House. A man with a great balance of funny and serious. This is that man who knows how and when to put a smile on my face. Laughing is my weakness.
5. The Head Man: There's not a woman today that doesn't like getting her vajayjay ate. Yeah I said it! Good head is the key to my heart!
6. The Common Denominator: There's nothing like a man that shares SOME of your interests. I love a good sports debate, chess game, amusement parks, movies, etc.
7. The Sex Man: I need someone who can keep up with my sex drive. They say the average man think about sex every 15 minutes. Well, I think about sex every 5 to 8.5 SECONDS. (20 seconds on a bad day.) Enough said.
8. Mr. No Bullshit: Sometimes I can be extremely too loud and obnoxious. I can be too sarcastic, bossy, and demanding. Sometimes I really think I am queen or center of the universe. I can cross the line, and show completely off when I don't get my way. I need a man who can handle me. Someone's who's not a doormat and refuses to put up with my shit, but at the same time, realizes that I would not settle for anything in life that is less than the best.
I know there's no such thing as a perfect man, just how there's no such thing as a perfect dream home: there's always going to be atleast one thing you dislike. There would come a day when I realize I can't have all these things in one man... actually, I realize it now, but it's too fun having my cake and eating it too with 8 seperate muchachos :)
Well, 7 muchachos... I'm still looking for Mr. No Bullshit.
Still no shame in my game!
