Occupation: Spy

There are people who can live their life not knowing what's going on around them, or not care what's going on around them.
Then, there are people like me:

- Always on a need-to-know basis.
- Can't go two minutes without asking "who?", "where?", "why?", "when?", and "how?".
- Lives to eavesdrop.

I'm always being accused of being nebby [that's Pittsburghese, meaning nosy]. Everyone accuses me, and I shamelessly plead guilty.
Being nebby is one of those personality traits that one can't help. You're either naturally nebby, or not at all.
THEEbooh hates that I'm nebby, and when he catches me in action, he tries to put me in check. Little does he know, eavesdropping has become a sport, and I'm the champion. I can look totally busy, but really be all up in the bees-wax.
That being said: I know more about people than they give me credit for.
Keeping secrets is a whole nother issue.
I'm working on it.