Peggy Bundy: The Homewrecker

Ever since I've started working at the Post Office 9 months ago, I've been living there. I'm there so much that my social and personal life has taken the complete back burner. Working there, I've came across, met, and even befriended some interesting people.
One unusual character is 19 year old "Peggy Bundy". Peggy has bright red hair with pale white skin and blue eyes. She's simple, fun, lacks common sense, and for the most part, a total anema at times.
Her laid back, gentle personality tends to bump heads with THEEbooh's personality, so they always end up with the most random conversations that goes something like this:

THEEbooh: "In high school, did they like you for your tits or ass?"
Peggy: "I don't know. Why?"
THEEbooh: "Because I'm going to put you on the corner and make some money off of you."
Peggy: "How about I put YOU on the corner; I'll make you up."
Me: (laughing)
THEEbooh: "I don't need made up, all I got to do is whip out my cock!"
Me: (cracking up) "True."

Peggy has a crush on one of the truck drivers who she calls her "baby daddy", behind his back. For weeks I've been trying to encourage her to talk to him and feel him out, or atleast find out his real name and age. Lately, I got tired of hearing her dream out loud and in my ear about this man, so I told her if she doesn't break the ice by Saturday that I was going to butt-in and play Cupid, or atleast get the inside scoop on him.
While I was loading the Priority Mail Truck, she came in and punched me on the arm.

Peggy: "Oh my God, Juneaux, I am so mad!"
Me: "Why? What's wrong?!"
Peggy: "He's 33 with a 15 year old son!"
Me: (laughing)
Peggy: "He said he thought I was atleast 23, and he called me a youngin!"

Even after finding out BabyDaddy is 14 years older than her, with a son too old to be her step-son, she's still interested. I told Peggy he's too old and the chances of them working out is slim to none because he's comparing her to his 15 year old son. He still sees her as a child and therefore needs a grown woman in his life. That's assuming he's unmarried.

Peggy: "You think he's too old to just hang out for a couple days with?"
Me: "Where ya'll going to go? Chuck E. Cheese?"
Peggy: "It's official, I hate you."
Me: (giggles)

After all that, I can't help but to feel like a total cock-block. I mean, who the hell am I to tell her no?